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TothePeople Who Hate Christmas

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You say you hate the red and green
Maybe Holloween is more your thing.
            ...Or Maybe...
You're just scared of peppermint breath
What you ask for is never what you get
You're allergic to snow, skiing and sleds
Visions of sugar plums fill you with dread!

~Chorus~
Ebenezer Grinch this song goes out to you.
It seems to me you're a little bit confused,
About the joy of the christmas tree,
And children's faces filled with glee.
I hate to say it but I really think you're sick.
What kind of person could hate St. Nick?

~Bridge~
Well, Bah Humbug! right back at you!
I throw my peanut brittle at you!
It's not our fault that you're so blind
To all the things that make Christmas so fine.

~Rockin' Guitar Solo~

~Chorus~
(Sorry about the title. I had to run it together otherwise it would fit into the bar thingy). This is a song that my literature/history/music comp. teacher and I wrote (it's all one person just so you know. She teaches three subjects). We were sick of people bashing Christmas for no good reason so we wrote a song about it. It's actually funny...well.....to us it was. So enjoy it or get mad at it, I don't really care.
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:wave: This deviation is being featured in my journal [link] and this news article [link] , both for Christmas/Holiday features! :xmas: :santa: :holly:

If you'd rather not be featured, let me know and I'll remove your piece asap.